FreshNerd

Wow!!!….I am willing to bet this dude will have a record deal by Spring ‘09. This cat is pretty sick and you can tell he is hungry…it’s a breath of fresh air to see hungry creative artists. Word on the net is that his name is Red and he’s homeless. Hell, I may go down to Hollywood and see if I can find him myself….think I’m playin?

Ok, I haven’t laughed this hard since the Lady Sucker Punch video…watch till the end. Shout out to Freddy for the link.

The good people over at ItsTheReal bring us another funny ass video in regards to Brooklyn. My two favorite lines from this vid:

“My smedium hoodie is kinda dope”

“I bought this Arab money scarf with my American dollars”

This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in awhile. I hope all auto-tune artists are paying close attention…

Ok, I’m posting this nonsense for two reasons.

1: They filmed this in my hometown at a spot we used to frequent

2: This is ridiculously stupid/retarded/funny/sad all at the same time

I spotted this over at 2dopeboyz and had to post this…..comedy at its finest

Nothing brightens my day more than a Dylan joke except for one thing…Dylan himself. Mr. Dylan returns from the dead with a swagger like us freestyle (hey, everyone else is doing it). I’ll give $100 to the first nerd that can tell me how many times he says “hot fiyah” in this video…just kidding, I won’t give you a $100 but I will consider you a loyal reader (air daps).

“Nas was never on my level ever. Ever.“

I have no comment on this one my nerds….I….I…..just don’t know what the world is coming to anymore (sigh).

If this ain’t the funniest ish I’ve ever seen in my life then I don’t know what is. Word on the web is that this isn’t a real cover, but whoever came up with this is a genius and is winning worst album cover contests left and right.

So I’ve heard about this whole bleaching thing here and there, but I didn’t realize it was out of control like this. I love my Jamaican people but c’mon….put the bleach down! I thought we were passed the days of dark skin people wanting to be light skin. As a matter of fact, I thought dark skin has been “in” ever since Wesley Snipes first came on the scene. What irony….caucasians with the tanning phenomenon and blacks bleaching……go figure. All jokes aside though, we really need to break the slave/master mentality of thinking. And that goes for black, brown, white, yellow, puple……..everybody. That’s my positive rant for the day, I’m out like trout.

I’m not sure where Nike is going with this, or maybe I’m just out of the loop. Check out these retro air jordans….as you can see they have replaced the laces with velcro. As of right now there is no release date and hopefully there will never be one. Yea….umm….

This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve seen since Lady Sucker Punch. This should be a wake up call to all the chain snatching videos we have been seeing as of lately (which I never post because they’re too ignorant). “This isn’t a game, it’s a movement!!”

Hahahahaha…..me and the homie Wiz was speaking on this one a couple weeks ago. One of my favorite worst lines of all time. Actually with lines like this, I understand why people assume that all rappers are ignorant. This one is from ‘Get ‘Em Girls’, thanks Cam.

So I’m gonna go ahead and blame Timbaland just as much for this one for the simple fact that he was the producer. I’m not sure why he co-signed this guy for so long but thank God its over now. This is an excerpt from Luv 2 Luv U (Rmx) and probably the worst combination of words ever….

Pictures like this force me to hate hip hop sometimes…..and so do lines like this. I wonder what was going through his mind as he wrote this down on paper (if only yall knew how I felt typing it).

“I’m Like na-na-na, laughing at you suckas like ha-ha-ha”