FreshNerd

“I’ll turn every bullet into a Hershey’s kiss and we can eat away our fears” – Akon
Change – Tpain ft. Mary J, Akon, Diddy

Really Akon???….well nerds, I’m sure you can guess what I’m thinking.

Hahahahaha…..me and the homie Wiz was speaking on this one a couple weeks ago. One of my favorite worst lines of all time. Actually with lines like this, I understand why people assume that all rappers are ignorant. This one is from ‘Get ‘Em Girls’, thanks Cam.

“I get computers ‘putin.” – Cam’ron

‘Nuff said….

So I’m gonna go ahead and blame Timbaland just as much for this one for the simple fact that he was the producer. I’m not sure why he co-signed this guy for so long but thank God its over now. This is an excerpt from Luv 2 Luv U (Rmx) and probably the worst combination of words ever….

You so obsurd I thought you heard
If you don’t know, the bird is the word
Yes the bird bird bird, the bird is the word
The bird bird bird, the bird is the word

Pictures like this force me to hate hip hop sometimes…..and so do lines like this. I wonder what was going through his mind as he wrote this down on paper (if only yall knew how I felt typing it).

“I’m Like na-na-na, laughing at you suckas like ha-ha-ha”

Ok nerds, I bring you a new category in which I call Hip Hop Unquotable…..yes, you guessed right. The worst lines in hip hop EVER. This week’s “un”quotable comes from Hurricane Chris (remember him?). Drumroll please….

“I keep clapping my hands like im tryna kill a bug.”