Hahahahaha…..me and the homie Wiz was speaking on this one a couple weeks ago. One of my favorite worst lines of all time. Actually with lines like this, I understand why people assume that all rappers are ignorant. This one is from ‘Get ‘Em Girls’, thanks Cam.
“I get computers ‘putin.” – Cam’ron
‘Nuff said….
lol@ the Canibus line....I know he's regreting that one. Or is he??
Some of my favorites "I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy
I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say Holy Moly
Here come the coroner get 'em, play Rolly Poley"
"Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam"
"I was obsessed with cookie,
I want to sex a cookie,
She said forget the nookie,
Wipe my nose go get them boogies."
Juelz Santana "My gun is hotter than the stove it's on,
So hot, even I thought the stove was on (whoa!)
But the stove was off"
"First off, I'm about my dough and cheese
Just call me a slice of pizza
Yup- I'll be your pizza guy
Deliver your pizza pie"
"You aint got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me" - Canibus
I got a whole verse from Crunk Music you could do a whole site on bad cam lines
"That rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do (what's this?)
This that jump, stop, breathe, whoody-who
Gats in the truck
Platt, platt, pass to a duck
I'm the menace, owe me money, tat, tat, tat, what the f*ck
(You ome me money motherf*cker!?)
Ya'll reppin' that 5 still
I'm reppin' that 5 mill
Neverland, thriller, Killa Cam, Jackson 5 bill (so what!)
Lets style a bit, Italian sh*t, $5000 spent
Show you how to get that powder sh*t
Filed the fifth, jet out of it
My proud of what is yo' turn, Jim so burned
Live b*tch, why kiss, on my wrist a glowworm ($50,000)
And I keep heat, cause in these streets (what you hear?)
Just hear woop, woop, whant, whant, beep, beep (that's the cops)
And you rumble, never, me, hit a humble diva (a few of 'em)
And I stay with the white, I got Jungle Fever (nose candy)
So tell Lucccaay (what)
That her boobi's, loco, cookie monster, who he (who am I?)
I'm the 1 the rep the set
Left to left, death to death
You be yellow-taped, outlined, etch-a-sketched.."
Damn, that's pretty bad....
I don't know if that line tops the one from the "I ain't never scared" remix: "I'll beat you dead. That means you dead meat."
That's classic bad!